Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Little Girl Solves Mystery...



Little girl solves mystery that has stumped scientist for ages! Yes folks, in a turn of unprecedented events. My own daughter has finally cracked the riddle of which came first, the chicken or the egg. With grace under pressure that only an innocent child can muster, she calmly, rationally and truthfully testified that the egg comes first. That’s right. The egg comes first. To back up her declaration, she replied, “You have eggs for breakfast and chicken for dinner.” We are anxiously awaiting a response from the representatives for the Nobel Prize. Martinelli's Sparkling Cider has been flowing non-stop for hours during the festive moments in our home. Not everyone can have a prodigy, so you’re welcome to claim that you know us.


9 comments:

Pappy Yokum said...

What an astoundingly perceptive girl! You are rightfully proud. Science the world over will never be the same. It's a good thing that wife of yours is so smart and passed some on to your daughter.

Lyle said...

Yes, I used up all my genious genes in chosing my lovely wiffy.

~j. said...

I always thought the answer was that dinosaurs came first.

Pappy Yokum said...

Would you mind introducing me to some of those little people that help make dreams come true? I could sure use some of their help about now.

Lyle said...

~j- Dinosaurs? Dinosaurs? Either you are trying to rain on my parade or your just full of crazy talk. Why if word leaked out that dinasaurs came first, then loads of folks will start to believe in such nonsense and my party comes to an end.

Pappy- two of your own are still a part of that magical age.

Jake Roi said...

I'm with ~J. Everyone knows that Dinosaurs hatched from eggs, ergo "eggs" came well before chickens. I'm sure that is what your little meant.

Nice to have found you Lyle.

- Jake Roi (a.k.a. J. King)

Lyle said...

Jake- Welcome aboard, I've seen you around a time or two on other blogs.

So did cavedwellers have stegasaurus eggs for breakfast and triceratops for dinner?

Lyle said...

Jake Roi - Can you at least email me an update on your family?

Jake Roi said...

Well it was more like stegasaurus "egg" for breakfast, even for a family the size of ours, you only needed the one.

Happy to email you an update - or perhaps I'll simply blog an update.