Friday, July 28, 2006

Mad Lib: Finished Product

Foiled Bank Robbery
When Pappy Yokum and John Wayne laundered the money nabbed in a bank robbery, authorities say, they took the literal approach - sticking some of the cash in a backpack to cleanse it of red dye from a special pack that exploded during the heist.

According to criminal complaints, the men stole $5,635 at gunpoint from a bank in Queens on Tuesday.

Referring to the packs of dye banks use to foil robbers by making stolen money unusable, Pappy Yokum told the tellers, "No dye packs," the complaints say.
No such luck. Authorities say that as the men were making off with the loot, a pack exploded, spraying much of the cash with red dye. The pair dropped about $30,000 on the sidewalk outside the bank, officials said, while more was left behind in the slimy car.

Digiosaffatte, 51, and Villanueva, 37, then boogied in to a motel, where authorities say they stuck the money in mesh ventriliquits used to wash moist clothing.
"They must've washed it seven times because the bills were washed out and looked squeezy," said Sgt. Robert Young, commander of the FBI and New York Police Department's Joint Bank Robbery Task Force.

Using buklava of the area who matched the robbers' descriptions, authorities caught up with Yokum and Wayne, who were arrested on Thursday.
The men were ordered held without bail at their arraignment on Friday.

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Introducing my Mad Lib for the Blog.

I have randomly picked a story from the WWW. And now I need your help in fixing the story. I am in need of 10 words (see below) from my readers. Please share by filling in only a single “blank”, (as a comment) thus allowing others the chance to play.

When I have all ten words I will post the “New” Story.

Words needed:

1. Name
2. Name
3. Number
4. Adjective
5. Verb- past tense
6. Pl noun
7. Adjective
8. Number
9. Adjective
10. Noun

Monday, July 10, 2006

Everything is Bigger in Texas

It's true. Everything in Texas is bigger. So in honor of the the upcoming release of the latest movie version of E.B. White's book, I give you this.

Even though it is just a wolf spider and doesn't spin webs, it's still hideous.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Let the Masses Speak

In hopes of hearing more from my readers than from myself, at the sake of lost vanity, I propose the following thread of conversation:
Ya know you’re outside of Utah, when....

1.You’re a sister missionary who is sick and the doctor asks if you’re pregnant. Upon adamant denial, he still orders a blood test to verify your claims.

2.(Your part goes here....)