Yes, I'm still alive.
Yes. I'm still employed.
Yes. I'm still married [just celebrated 14 years with the same wonderful woman].
Yes, I still have hair on my head.
Yes, I still go to church.
Yes, I drive a mini-van.
Yes, I read the girly Twilight series and liked them.
Yes, I still blog [when I can].
Yes, this list might grow as the mood hits me.
No. Our issue with Vonage still has not been resolved...