Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Why I am not a Plumber

I've never seen a plumber smile while they are working [seeing them smile when they walk away with your check is not the same].

It's disgusting.

It's physically a pain.

It's mentally a pain.

It's emotionally a pain.

They are the butt of too many jokes.

No one wants to hug you when the job is done [unless you've had a chance to clean yourself up first].

Did I mention pain?

Care to add any of your own?

1 comment:

Sister Pottymouth said...

You have to buy crack spackle so that no one thinks your canyon is open for yodeling....