Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Why I am not a Plumber




I've never seen a plumber smile while they are working [seeing them smile when they walk away with your check is not the same].


It's disgusting.



It's physically a pain.


It's mentally a pain.


It's emotionally a pain.


They are the butt of too many jokes.


No one wants to hug you when the job is done [unless you've had a chance to clean yourself up first].


Did I mention pain?


Care to add any of your own?

1 comment:

Sister Pottymouth said...

You have to buy crack spackle so that no one thinks your canyon is open for yodeling....