Saturday, August 30, 2008

Coupons For Depends

I must admit that I was quite surprised by what came in the mail the other day. I know I'm getting old. I can feel it in my bones. I'm not as nimble as I once was. Naps are something I dream about being able to take. I've lost one permanent tooth. I wear glasses. I don't have any tattoos or body piercings. I don't own an iPod or any type of mP3 player. I don't even text message.

But come on. I'm not ready for this...




5 comments:

Cari said...

Embrace it! Think of the discounts you can get! :)

Hartless in Utah said...

By the time we do get that age, I am guessing that they will do away with senior citizen discounts. Just like Social Security, really how much will we get in 25-30 years. So I say if they give you a chance to take a discount now, go for it!

Pappy Yokum said...

There's no shame in having those bladder problems Lyle. Just go ahead and use the coupon and get over it. ;) hehehe

Sister Pottymouth said...

Bwahahahaha! That'll be good for the mileage. Seriously. Can you imagine the look on the clerk's face when you give over the coupon? Or what if you asked where to find the Depends section? Classic, I tell you. Especially if you say it with a pained/anxious look on your face...

jake roi said...

Jamie got one too. I snapped a photo before she destroyed it so I can teaser her about it frequently... One does wonder what list the thirtysomething set is on these days...

:)