Many celebrations have come and gone already this year: the Oscars, passing kidney stones, delivering a baby, 30th Birthdays, climbing the Y for the first [or second time], getting a new [used] set of wheels for free,… these are just to name a few of the oodles and oodles of note worthy events.
The newest and greatest and most marvelous of all celebrations [at this exact moment in time] is one worthy of a joint celebration. Puxa Meu is at the top of the charts!!! It’s ready to go platinum baby! Just Google "Puxa meu" and da ta da da! It’s me. Right there on top. Just like the palm reader on 1505 West Center [in Provo] said would happen. Who would have thought that such a gal could have foreseen all y’all’s actions with your mouse click after mouse click, tallying up the hits for my site. Ole Mark McGwire would be proud of such a hit record…and I don’t even use steroids. Naturally, I’m not a one-man-band. I really do owe it all y’all. So pat yourself on the back, toot your horn, do the “Oh what a feeling” Toyota leap, tell me how much you love me and adore me and want to be me. Too far? Okay, ignore the last 15 words or so [but remember that shallow praise will go along way with me].
The newest and greatest and most marvelous of all celebrations [at this exact moment in time] is one worthy of a joint celebration. Puxa Meu is at the top of the charts!!! It’s ready to go platinum baby! Just Google "Puxa meu" and da ta da da! It’s me. Right there on top. Just like the palm reader on 1505 West Center [in Provo] said would happen. Who would have thought that such a gal could have foreseen all y’all’s actions with your mouse click after mouse click, tallying up the hits for my site. Ole Mark McGwire would be proud of such a hit record…and I don’t even use steroids. Naturally, I’m not a one-man-band. I really do owe it all y’all. So pat yourself on the back, toot your horn, do the “Oh what a feeling” Toyota leap, tell me how much you love me and adore me and want to be me. Too far? Okay, ignore the last 15 words or so [but remember that shallow praise will go along way with me].
10 comments:
Congratulations and I'm so proud.
Kudos, too.
Compulsive- Those were the nicest words any blogger said to me yesterday.
Pretty darn awesome! Wooo Whooo!
cari- pass the party favors around to the kids.
oooohhhhhh, I'm virtually speechless. (I know, another celebratory journal moment.) I guess that being the brother of such a famous person kind of makes me famous too. Doesn't it? You will share the fame a little, won't you? Please, dear brother?
Pappy- It would be my honor to share the lime light with you. Step on up and feel the power.
Well, if you google Dumass Taco, all roads lead to me! I'm your number one source for all things Duamss. Yay!
elastic- Yeeha for being famous too. Two for Texas!
ps. dont be stealin my thunder hear. No peeking at the man behind the curtain [wink wink nod nod]
Congratulations. I always thought that was the name of your cat.
Carrot- That would be a fabulous name for a cat. Getting the rest of the family to agree is another story.
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