This just in...
****BREAKING NEWS***
Trump Saves Bag Full of Kittens From Drowning in the Potomac River
Joining us to live today is Rachel Madcow who is reporting live from Washington DC.. What can you tell us Rachel?
Well Bob, as you can see, the President is behind me being toweled off by the secret service and served some hot cocoa. What we have been told is that Trump and his motorcade were driving past this point in the Potomac river when the President noticed something strange bobbing in the river. He leapt from the backseat of the Beast, clamped his hand like a vice on the clavicle of the driver and ordered his driver to pull over. He exited the car and heard meowing sounds. Without hesitation he jumped into the river."
What I really need to ask is why? Why would he do that? For all we know those kittens could be carrying some disease that will now likely spread throughout the animal shelter they were taken too.
Once again, this appears to be a story of Trump trying to stay in the spotlight. The man has an ego the size of Russia. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that Putin ordered him to jump into the river.
It also highlights the fact that he appears to care more about kittens than the average American. Will anyone save the elderly from his cutting Medicare and Social Security benefits? Will anyone save all those Federal workers who are now unemployed because of DOGE? After all, Federal workers are part of the backbone of this country like your neighborhood mechanic, plumber, auto plant worker, and small business owner.
Back to you Bob.
