What a sad state of affairs it can be when your place of work uses paper clips as a form of currency [for favors/services rendered].
...Fortunately we have not reached that point of desperation, yet.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
Patent
I have officially decided to remove the patent on being me...or at least allow for certain provisions. Now anyone, anywhere, anyplace...for a small nominal fee can apply to be me.
All parties interested must complete three short essay questions and submit them with a cashiers check made out to me for $99.99. All entries will be carefully screened, considered, and evaluated by me, myself and I. Only those that I/we deem worthy of such an honor will be issued a license to be me. Free and clear.
Please answer the following questions in 100-250 words [each]:
1. Why do you want to be me?
2. What do you hope to accomplish by being me?
3. Why does the sun rise?
All parties interested must complete three short essay questions and submit them with a cashiers check made out to me for $99.99. All entries will be carefully screened, considered, and evaluated by me, myself and I. Only those that I/we deem worthy of such an honor will be issued a license to be me. Free and clear.
Please answer the following questions in 100-250 words [each]:
1. Why do you want to be me?
2. What do you hope to accomplish by being me?
3. Why does the sun rise?
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